Time has a way of sneaking by. The routines of necessity have a way of sinking in. And we, the unwitting recipients of this modern era, have a way of slacking off. But there is a limit to how settled into the sameness of our circumstances we can become.
Eventually, every cog has his day.
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Pictured: Eternity
But when the going gets tough, do as the Romans, I always say. There comes a time when we’ve got to take the gloves off–along with the scarf, hat, and intergalactic space-shades–and show them all who we really are!
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Beautiful… no matter what they say.
Each of us is replete with a wealth of accumulated knowledge and experience, having traveled the world via Google Earth like an obese, tech-savvy internet-tabby.
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It’s a real thing.
And, along our journey, we find that all the secrets of the cosmos are within hand’s reach.
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“To see the whole world in a grain of fingernail dirt”
Reaffirming my philosophy of intense, rigorous, and relentless snuggling.
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Master of The Universe
And while my aforementioned philosophical disposition might be a contributing factor in our blog’s decreased activity, we feel that our audience is satisfied.
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Hmmm…
We simply couldn’t live with ourselves if we didn’t deliver the most informative, relevant, and pressing information to our readers…
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Oops.
Offering articulate thought-pieces for intellectuals and academics to pick apart…
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What I think scholarly contemplation looks like
Keeping up to date with the steamy, sultry side of entertainment…
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Not so grumpy anymore, huh?
Ensuring that we keep you abridged of the goings on in the world like,
The status of gene splicing technology in our socio-political climate:
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Not good…
Up to date coverage of natural disasters:
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Not good…
International Affairs:
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Not good…
And, Technology and Science innovations:
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Actually… pretty good.
And so, ladies and gentlereaders, Comedy So Serious! has reified its pledge to you, our committed subscribers. Hopefully we’re all a little more informed, thoughtful, and educated about the issues as we defy the laws of the known universe, moonwalking backwards upstairs.
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Actual, un-doctored footage…
Good night… and good luck!