Ladies and gentlemen, this is NOT a test… Please report to the nearest cubicle for reprograming.
IT’S MONDAY!
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Andre the Client!
Some of us go to great lengths to escape the nagging sense of nihilism percolating within like the Mr. Coffee in the break-room of your nightmares. I myself always wanted to get into TV, but how I rue the day my wish came true…
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You’re a star…
No matter where you are on the spectrum of wish fulfillment, Mondays can deliver a devastating blow to your relationship with reality. It is not uncommon to fold like a poor hand of cards under the tremendous weight of Monday’s onslaught, and collapse defeated into the Fourth Dimension.
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Goodbye, cruel world.